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number one wife - ariadna cabrol (she has single-handedly got me on my spanish game everyday. every. day.)


stats - has played gay in two movies. like me, she's an '82 august baby. our smiles are similar, we both eat food, we both have eyes, et cetera. i have lost count how many times i've watched this interview. 

stats - former tv star (although i never watched smallville) turned film actress in movies no one ever saw. same age. a canadian sweet as fucking apple pie. just fucking adorable. pretty without even trying.



she was in LA for like 6 straight months, and sadly our paths never crossed. she's back in canada shooting a pilot for a show that won't last, but i'll try to help by watching her shitty show. (tune to usher's 'you've got it bad') you've got it, you've got it bad, when you watch a film, mute tv, just watch the bitch...



other wifeys in no particular order
antonia thomas - from the british tv show misfits (her, not him. obviously)


suck or blow? its your world girl, i'm just getting head in it


amber heard - actress/guess girl
not gonna lie, i think on the occasional times i would take sunset blvd to my job, i subconsciously did it to driver by her ginormous building billboard. there are worser ways to wake up (and try not to rear end the car in front of you).



p.s. she likes girls. that never hurts



skylar diggins - my undergrad wifey. the only reason in the world to watch women's basketball


notre dame lost the national championship for the second straight year. but once again, all the spectators felt like champs.



jessica chastain - the bitch i find myself watch all kinds of obscure movies just for her


so adorable at the oscars!!! i felt like choking puppies. - http://fuckyeahjessicachastain.tumblr.com/post/18384722549

oh, and these bitches.
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